September 2009
Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML
Today, my navy boyfriend, who’s stationed in Italy, calls me to say he is in San Francisco and is coming to see me. After scrambling to get ready, he calls me back to say he doesn’t recognize the train station. After searching on Google Maps, it becomes clear he’s drunk at Oktoberfest. In Germany. FML
