There’s a barista at my regular Starbucks who sounds exactly like John Malkovich. It’s uncanny. Yesterday on my way to work I stopped in and covertly recorded him taking my order. I want to tell him how much he sounds like him, but I’m afraid. Am I afraid of the barista or of John Malkovich? I’m not sure.
If you live in Toronto, stop into the Starbs in the basement of The Bay at Yonge Station. I’m in there around 7:45 each morning and he’s always working.
Originally posted by: literallydied